is she using a vhs to try to clean that up
WHO KEEPS MAKING THESE
cat people: dogs are cool too
dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER
I just wanted to eat breakfast ;(
welp now we know the distinction between the two
My phone can be a real asshole sometimes [x]
i want to achieve “she’s adorable and i will protect her at all costs but also i am slightly frightened by her power”
how do i tell my mom that this “minimalist wooden nativity set” she put up just looks like a forest of dildos
you should start slowly adding actual dildos to the set and see if she notices
This is why I hate texting sometimes.
Every text conversation between me and my siblings summarized in a nutshell
This speaks to me on a spiritual level.
Does anyone else see a problem here? - MK