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  • iphone user:

    *minding his own business*

  • android user:

    AHH look what we got here, another Apple Fanboy!

  • iphone user:

    im not really a fanboy

  • android user:

    let me guess, you just came back from snapchatting steve jobs's grave

  • iphone user:

    hey man thats in poor taste

  • android user:

    good luck getting your $300 jizz box to do what my Samsung G4TMX can *pulls out very large phone*

  • iphone user:

    it's quite large

  • Android user:

    you should see the stylus. it's a legit pencil! *tries to grab stylus, drops massive phone, it falls and lands on a chipmunk, breaking its neck*

  • iphone user:

    oh my god!

  • android user:

    oh my god is right! *picks up samsung* not a scratch on it. now thats some good engineering

GOD

WHO KEEPS MAKING THESE

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modernpolymath:

nazvseverything:

iamxmrk:

This is why I hate texting sometimes.

Every text conversation between me and my siblings summarized in a nutshell

This speaks to me on a spiritual level.

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